Alice Adventures In Wonderland Quotes by Lewis Carroll, Samuel Beckett, Jim Jarmusch, Watts Humphrey, Yogi Berra, Henry A. Kissinger and many others.
And here Alice began to get rather sleepy, and went on saying to herself, in a dreamy sort of way, ‘Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?’ and sometimes, ‘Do bats eat cats?’ for, you see, as she couldn’t answer either question, it didn’t much matter which way she put it.
In another moment down went Alice after it, never once considering how in the world she was to get out again.
‘Have some wine,’ the March Hare said in an encouraging tone. Alice looked around the table, but there was nothing on it but tea. ‘I don’t see any wine,’ she remarked. ‘There isn’t any,’ said the March Hare.
If you don’t know where you’re going any road will do
Will you, won’t you, will you, won’t you, will you join the dance?
…those serpents! There’s no pleasing them!
Then you should say what you mean,” the March Hare went on. “I do,” Alice hastily replied; “at least–at least I mean what I say–that’s the same thing, you know.” “Not the same thing a bit!” said the Hatter. “You might just as well say that “I see what I eat” is the same thing as “I eat what I see”!
I’ll try if I know all the things I used to know. Let me see: four times five is twelve, and four times six is thirteen, and four times seven is – oh dear! I shall never get to twenty at that rate!
Keep your temper, said the Caterpillar.
Everybody has won, and all must have prizes.
Be what you would seem to be – or, if you’d like it put more simply – never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise.
If you don’t know where you are currently standing, you’re dead.
Sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
It’s hard to get lost if you don’t know where you’re going.
In a wonderland they lie, dreaming as the days go by
I don’t think…” then you shouldn’t talk, said the Hatter.
Well! I’ve often seen a cat without a grin,’ thought Alice ‘but a grin without a cat! It’s the most curious thing i ever saw in my life!