Beagles The Dog Quotes

Beagles The Dog Quotes by Josh Billings, John Steinbeck, Jonathan Swift, Ann Landers, Roger Caras, Mordecai Wyatt Johnson and many others.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more th

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
Josh Billings
I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.
John Steinbeck
Every dog must have his day.
Jonathan Swift
Know yourself. Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Ann Landers
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
Roger Caras
Acquiring a dog may be the only opportunity a human ever has to choose a relative.
Mordecai Wyatt Johnson
If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.
Woodrow Wilson
Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
Groucho Marx
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
Will Rogers
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
Robert Benchley
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
Christopher Morley
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
Mark Twain
Whoever said you can’t buy Happiness forgot little puppies.
Gene Hill
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
Bernard Williams
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
James Thurber
No matter how little money and how few possesions you own, having a dog makes you rich.
Louis Sabin
I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.
John Steinbeck