Beagles The Dog Quotes by Josh Billings, John Steinbeck, Jonathan Swift, Ann Landers, Roger Caras, Mordecai Wyatt Johnson and many others.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.
Every dog must have his day.
Know yourself. Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
Acquiring a dog may be the only opportunity a human ever has to choose a relative.
If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
Whoever said you can’t buy Happiness forgot little puppies.
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
No matter how little money and how few possesions you own, having a dog makes you rich.
I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.