Beer And Love Quotes by Frank Zappa, Dave Barry, Ray Bradbury, Benjamin Franklin, W. C. Fields, Winston Churchill and many others.
You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
Beer’s intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.
Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards; there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into wine; a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.
Most people hate the taste of beer – to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice that many people have been able to overcome.
I’ve only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.
You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Good people drink good beer.
For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.
I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
Fill with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chamber of my brain вЂ” Quaintest thoughts вЂ” queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today.