Beer And Love Quotes

You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer.

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

Beer’s intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.

Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards; there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into wine; a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.

Most people hate the taste of beer – to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice that many people have been able to overcome.

I’ve only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.

You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

Good people drink good beer.

For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.

I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

Fill with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chamber of my brain — Quaintest thoughts — queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today.