Dark Tower Series Quotes

I have no opinion. No, none at all. Opinion is politics, and politics is an evil which has caused many a fellow to be hung while he’s still young and pretty.

[I am more than happy to invite my five favorite fictional characters.]Roland Deschain from Stephen King’s Dark Tower series. There’s a whole world about Roland left to know. I’ve got questions. He’d have answers. So pour him a glass of wine.

Any statement beginning with the words ‘In truth’ is almost always a lie.

And in the gunslinger’s mind, those words echoed: You dare not.

Let the word and the legend go before you. Let the world go before you. Let your shadow grow. Let it grow hair on its face. Let it become dark. Given time, words may even enchant an enchanter.

You are the grim, goal-oriented ones who will not believe that the joy is in the journey rather than the destination no matter how many times it has been proven to you.

It’s the world’s smallest violin, playing ‘My Heart Pumps Purple Piss for You.’

Flip-flop, hippety-hop, offa your rocker and over the top, life’s a fiction and the world’s a lie, so put on some Creedence and let’s get high.

Battles that last five minutes spawn legends that live a thousand years.

A coward judges all he sees by what he is.

No one ever does live happily ever after, but we leave the children to find that out for themselves.

Definition of a wanderer: a guy who’s always looking beyond.

The universe (he said) offers a paradox too great for the finite mind to grasp. As the living brain cannot conceive of a nonliving brain — although it may think it can — the finite mind cannot grasp the infinite.

Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty.

Fools are the only folk on the earth who can absolutely count on getting what they deserve.

The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.

Sometimes I think we’d all be better off if the people who mean well would just creep away and die.