Dont Drink Alcohol Quotes

I am fussy, about my diet and straining my voice. I know, sounds a bit over the top. But I’m not as bad as I used to be. These days I don’t drink alcohol for five days before a show – very dehydrating for the vocal cords, and all that acid reflux. I used to ban it for a fortnight. Nightmare.

I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.

You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

My body is weird. I can’t drink strong drinks. I can’t even drink cough medicine – I used to cry when my mom forced me. I don’t drink alcohol.

I began to think vodka was my drink at last. It didn’t taste like anything, but it went straight down into my stomach like a sword swallowers’ sword and made me feel powerful and godlike.

And then you have the responsibility and the duty of being good examples to youngsters, not smoke, training hard, go to bed early, don’t drink alcohol, don’t take drugs, it’s very important to have a policy for educating against doping.

If you don’t know where you’re going any road will do

I don’t have a drinking problem ‘Cept when I can’t get a drink.

Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we’re looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn’t test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.

Why don’t you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

I don’t think I’ve ever drunk champagne before breakfast before. With breakfast on several occasions, but never before before.

Drinking beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean…Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

And I have always told the patients when I talk to them. When they come around and say, “What will you have to drink? Oh that’s right you don’t drink.” Just speak up and say, ‘Of course I drink. But I just don’t drink alcohol.’

Why do I drink Champagne for breakfast? Doesn’t everyone?

A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.