Funny Birthday Card Quotes

Funny Birthday Card Quotes by Oscar Wilde, George Bernard Shaw, Jerry Seinfeld, Franz Kafka, Malcolm Cowley, Lewis Carroll and many others.

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect eve

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
Oscar Wilde
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
George Bernard Shaw
You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out.’
Jerry Seinfeld
Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.
Franz Kafka
They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it very much.
Malcolm Cowley
There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.
Lewis Carroll
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Jack Benny
With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.
William Shakespeare
You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever.
Germaine Greer
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Mark Twain
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost
Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.
Coco Chanel
Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young.
Theodore Roosevelt
Men are like wine – some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
Pope John XXIII
Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age.
Victor Hugo
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Lucille Ball
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
Herbert V. Prochnow