Funny Birthday Card Quotes by Oscar Wilde, George Bernard Shaw, Jerry Seinfeld, Franz Kafka, Malcolm Cowley, Lewis Carroll and many others.
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out.’
Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.
They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it very much.
There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.
You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.
Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young.
Men are like wine – some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
