Funny Happy Thanksgiving Quotes

Funny Happy Thanksgiving Quotes by John Templeton, Margaret Cousins, Oprah Winfrey, Erma Bombeck, Melody Beattie, William Arthur Ward and many others.

How wonderful it would be if we could help our children

How wonderful it would be if we could help our children and grandchildren to learn thanksgiving at an early age. Thanksgiving opens the doors. It changes a child’s personality. A child is resentful, negative, or thankful. Thankful children want to give, they radiate happiness, they draw people.
John Templeton
Appreciation can make a day, even change a life. Your willingness to put it into words is all that is necessary.
Margaret Cousins
Be thankful for what you have; you’ll end up having more.
Oprah Winfrey
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
Erma Bombeck
Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today, and creates a vision for tomorrow.
Melody Beattie
Gratitude can transform common days into thanksgivings.
William Arthur Ward
I give thanks to my Creator for this wonderful life where each of us has the opportunity to learn lessons we could not fully comprehend by any other means.
Joseph B. Wirthlin
Let us remember that, as much has been given us, much will be expected from us, and that true homage comes from the heart as well as from the lips, and shows itself in deeds.
Theodore Roosevelt
Thanksgiving is the day when you turn to another family member and say, ‘How long has Mom been drinking like this?’ My Mom, after six Bloody Marys looks at the turkey and goes, ‘Here, kitty, kitty.’
David Letterman
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
Kin Hubbard
I love Thanksgiving turkey… It’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
You may have heard of Black Friday and Cyber Monday. There’s another day you might want to know about: Giving Tuesday. The idea is pretty straightforward. On the Tuesday after Thanksgiving, shoppers take a break from their gift-buying and donate what they can to charity.
Bill Gates
The thankful receiver bears a plentiful harvest.
William Blake
Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life. It turns what we have into enough, and more. It turns denial into acceptance, chaos to order, confusion to clarity. It can turn a meal into a feast, a house into a home, a stranger into a friend.
Melody Beattie
Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.
Johnny Carson
It has been an unchallengeable American doctrine that cranberry sauce, a pink goo with overtones of sugared tomatoes, is a delectable necessity of the Thanksgiving board and that turkey is uneatable without it.
Alistair Cooke
Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life.
Melody Beattie