Funny New Years Quotes

Maybe this year, we ought to walk through the rooms of our lives not looking for flaws, but looking for potential.

Dieting on New Year’s Day isn’t a good idea as you can’t eat rationally but really need to be free to consume whatever is necessary, moment by moment, in order to ease your hangover. I think it would be much more sensible if resolutions began generally on January the second.

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

Let the dead Past bury its dead!

Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true.

No one ever regarded the first of January with indifference.

Every new year is the direct descendant, isn’t it, of a long line of proven criminals?

Let our New Year’s resolution be this: we will be there for one another as fellow members of humanity, in the finest sense of the word.

Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365-page book. Write a good one.

New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.

May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue, so that I triumph even when I fall!

For last year’s words belong to last year’s language And next year’s words await another voice.

What you do for Jewish New Year is you go down to Times Square. It’s a lot quieter than the regular New Year. It’s just a few Jews walking around going, “sup?”

My New Year’s resolution was to stop saying ‘You go, girl’ to myself.

This bright new year is given me
To live each day with zest
To daily grow and try to be
My highest and my best!

From New Year’s on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining.

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling; He who makes one is a fool.