Funny Old Age Birthday Quotes

Funny Old Age Birthday Quotes by Golda Meir, Marie Dressler, George Harrison, Mark Twain, H. H. Asquith, Bob Hope and many others.

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once yo

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you’re aboard, there’s nothing you can do.
Golda Meir
We have learned to take life seriously, but never ourselves.
Marie Dressler
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
George Harrison
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Mark Twain
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.
H. H. Asquith
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Bob Hope
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven’t committed.
Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
You’re only as old as you feel.
Paul Simonon
We can’t reach old age by another man’s road.
Mark Twain
If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.
Jim Eason
The first forty years of our life give the text, the next thirty furnish the commentary upon it, which enables us rightly to understand the true meaning and connection of the text with its moral and its beauties.
Arthur Schopenhauer
The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
H. L. Mencken
To be seventy years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be forty years old.
Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
Oscar Wilde
Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
Maurice Chevalier
Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
Don Marquis
You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out.’
Jerry Seinfeld