Funny Old Age Birthday Quotes by Golda Meir, Marie Dressler, George Harrison, Mark Twain, H. H. Asquith, Bob Hope and many others.
Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you’re aboard, there’s nothing you can do.
We have learned to take life seriously, but never ourselves.
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven’t committed.
You’re only as old as you feel.
We can’t reach old age by another man’s road.
If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.
The first forty years of our life give the text, the next thirty furnish the commentary upon it, which enables us rightly to understand the true meaning and connection of the text with its moral and its beauties.
The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
To be seventy years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be forty years old.
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out.’
