Funny Valentines Day Quotes by Mike Birbiglia, Erma Bombeck, Erich Segal, Albert Einstein, Jon Stewart, Rumi and many others.
I love Valentine’s Day. When you’re a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It’s like ‘TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT’. It’s Valentines galore!
Some emotions don’t make a lot of noise. It’s hard to hear pride. Caring is real faint – like a heartbeat. And pure love – why, some days it’s so quiet, you don’t even know it’s there.
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.
Happy Valentine’s Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you’re probably alone. Valentine’s Day is often times a, well, it’s a manufactured day that really doesn’t mean anything.
The minute I heard my first love story, I started looking for you, not knowing how blind that was. Lovers don’t finally meet somewhere. They’re in each other all along.
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.
The minute I heard my first love story, I started looking for you.
Most people are slow to champion love because they fear the transformation it brings into their lives. And make no mistake about it: love does take over and transform the schemes and operations of our egos in a very mighty way.
Today is February 14th – St. Valentine’s day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as Extortion day.
The art of love is largely the art of persistence.
Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile.
A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses.
Oh here’s an idea: let’s make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine’s Day. That’s not weird at all.
Today is Valentine’s Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
It’s better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.
Valentine’s Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don’t have a special someone, you’re alone.
