Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy Quotes by Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, Mark Twain and many others.
Space is big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is.
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
You know,” said Arthur, “it’s at times like this, when I’m trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I’d listened to what my mother told me when I was young.” “Why, what did she tell you?” “I don’t know, I didn’t listen.
Protect me from knowing what I don’t need to know. Protect me from even knowing that there are things to know that I don’t know. Protect me from knowing that I decided not to know about the things that I decided not to know about. Amen. […] Lord, lord, lord. Protect me from the consequences of the above prayer.
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair.
And wow! Hey! What’s this thing coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding word like… ow… ound… round… ground! That’s it! That’s a good name – ground! I wonder if it will be friends with me?
Would you like me to go and stick my head in a bucket of water?
It seemed to me,’ said Wonko the Sane, ‘that any civilization that had so far lost its head as to need to include a set of detailed instructions for use in a package of toothpicks, was no longer a civilization in which I could live and stay sane.
Life… is like a grapefruit. Well, it’s sort of orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It’s got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast.
Who is this god person anyway?
He hoped and prayed that there wasn’t an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn’t an afterlife.
So, the world is fine. We donвЂ™t have to save the worldвЂ”the world is big enough to look after itself. What we have to be concerned about, is whether or not the world we live in, will be capable of sustaining us in it. ThatвЂ™s what we need to think about.
Marvin trudged on down the corridor, still moaning. “…and then of course I’ve got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left hand side…” “No?” said Arthur grimly as he walked along beside him. “Really?” “Oh yes,” said Marvin, “I mean I’ve asked for them to be replaced but no one ever listens.” “I can imagine.
Shee, you guys are so unhip it’s a wonder your bums don’t fall off.
Funny, how just when you think life canвЂ™t possibly get any worse it suddenly does.
Oh dear,’ says God, ‘I hadn’t thought of that,’ and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.