Impress A Girl Quotes

You know how I impress girls at the gym? I do pull ups: I pull up in a Corvette, in a Cadillac, and in a Mercedes.

You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

There were drinks and food in full force, and some Moroi guy had a guitar out and was trying to impress girls with his musical skills—which were nonexistent. In fact, his music was so awful that he might have discovered a new way to kill Strigoi.

Love is just love, it can never be explained.

You know you’re in love when you stop comparing.

Some of the best motivation in life is trying to impress a girl.

I don’t know what a guy needs to do to impress a girl these days.

You are in big trouble when you start writing software to impress girls.

I would like to tell you that I wrote my book to push back artistic boundaries. But I didn’t. I wrote it to impress a girl.

When love is not madness, it is not love.

I can’t imagine anything worse than trying to impress a girl with dinner. To be honest, I’m always impressing myself, not other people.

I tried spinning around in a chair to impress a girl.