Little League Baseball Quotes

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer.

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

I think about baseball when I wake up in the morning. I think about it all day and I dream about it at night. The only time I don’t think about it is when I’m playing it.

Baseball is a fun game. It beats working for a living.

I keep trying to tell people that Los Angeles is already the largest Indian city in the U.S., that there are Toltecs playing Little League baseball in Pasadena, Mayans making beds at the Marriott in Westwood, and Chichimecs driving buses in L.A. Los Angeles is a majority-Indian city.

I guess I was maybe in little league baseball as far as I wanted to be good at that. But school, I certainly wasn’t the best at that. But comedy thing and making movies and stuff, I love it so much that I do get driven to push myself as hard as I can.

My parents didn’t know what to do with me. They got me into Little League Baseball, I played out in right field, cause I stunk.

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

A man has to have goals – for a day, for a lifetime – and that was mine, to have people say, ‘There goes Ted Williams, the greatest hitter who ever lived.’

Hitting is fifty percent above the shoulders.

My real-life athletic career was not very much. I played Little League baseball.

I was playing little league baseball when Bruce Jenner was winning the gold but I don’t think I was really paying attention at that time.

It’s supposed to be fun, the man says ‘Play Ball’ not ‘Work Ball’ you know.

Slump? I ain’t in no slump… I just ain’t hitting.

Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona. Not all holes, or games, are created equal.

I don’t know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can.I guess I was maybe in little league baseball as far as I wanted to be good at that. But school, I certainly wasn’t the best at that.

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world.