Mad Cow Disease Quotes by Charles Schumer, Jay Leno, Jacques Chirac, Richard Dawkins, Howard Lyman, Paul Brown and many others.

If other cows with mad cow disease were slaughtered, we wouldn’t know where to begin looking for people who might have been affected, .. With a comprehensive tracking system, we would.
The first case of mad cow disease since 2006 was discovered right here in the United States. The good news, since the cow is in California, instead of putting the cow down, they are going to enroll him in anger management classes.
The only thing they (the English) have ever done for European agriculture is mad cow disease.
Faith is one of the world’s great evils, comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to eradicate.
1,000 cows in the U.S. are alive at night and dead in the morning. These cows on the ground are ground into feed, making their fellows not only carnivores but cannibals. Europe after Mad Cows’ Disease has banned this practice. The U.S has not yet.
We don’t have mad cow disease. We probably never will have mad cow disease, and therefore, it’s a non-problem in the United States.
It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, “mad cow” disease, and many others, but I think a case can be made that faith is one of the world’s great evils, comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to eradicate.