Merry Christmas Images Quotes

Merry Christmas Images Quotes by Garrison Keillor, Publilius Syrus, Irving Berlin, Andy Rooney, Demetri Martin, Laura Ingalls Wilder and many others.

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory,

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.
Garrison Keillor
Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
Publilius Syrus
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas
With every Christmas card I write
May your days be merry and bright
And may all your Christmases be white.
Irving Berlin
One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don’t clean it up too quickly.” ~ (1919-), American writer, producer, humorist.
Andy Rooney
I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said ‘Happy Birthday’ on it. I didn’t want to waste it so I just wrote ‘Jesus’ on it.
Demetri Martin
Our hearts grow tender with childhood memories and love of kindred, and we are better throughout the year for having, in spirit, become a child again at Christmas-time.
Laura Ingalls Wilder
Christmas, my child, is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it’s Christmas.
Dale Evans
Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.
Hamilton Wright Mabie
Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won’t make it ‘white’.
Bing Crosby
Christmas is the day that holds all time together.
Alexander Smith
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Phyllis Diller
Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.
Norman Vincent Peale
I love Christmas, not just because of the presents but because of all the decorations and lights and the warmth of the season.
Ashley Tisdale
I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
Charles Dickens
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.
Phyllis Diller
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
Bob Hope
Santa Claus has the right idea – visit people only once a year.
Victor Borge