Mess With Me Quotes

When people know I wrote ‘Thelma and Louise,’ they don’t want to mess with me.

If you want to mess with me, you’d rather be ready for the consequences.

Don’t mess with me, lady. I’ve been drinking with skeletons.

I was a pretty scrappy, tough kid; I got in all sorts of fights at school. I defended myself – boys didn’t mess with me. But as one of seven children, you have to fight for everything anyway.

Don’t mess with me! I’m a black-belt!

I do have some leftover chicken and pasta. (Grace) And wine?…That’s acceptable (Julian) Look, buster, I’m not your cooking wench. Mess with me and I’ll feed you Alpo. (Grace)

Don’t mess with me, man, I’m a lawyer!

Can’t nobody [mess] with me. I’m like toilet paper, Pampers and toothpaste. I’m definitely proven to be effective.

The best thing I have is the knife from Fatal Attraction. I hung it in my kitchen. It’s my way of saying, Don’t mess with me.

Mr. Green Sweater looks normal, but his wingman looks hard-core bad boy,” said Vee. “Emits a certain don’t-mess-with-me signal. Tell me he doesn’t look like Dracula’s spawn. Tell me I’m imagining things.

I am a woman who is a granddaughter of a lady who used to be beaten on the head by her husband, of a mother who went through hell because she was divorced and had to bring up these kids. And I can take 10 men out to lunch and pay the bill, and nobody even thinks twice about it. So don’t mess with me.

Anybody who’s ever dealt with me knows not to mess with me.

I don’t really feel famous. I’m just an internet guy. I walk down the street and people don’t really mess with me too much. I still have my life.

So many guys are so conservative with their hair, and I always joke with all my buddies when they mess with me, and I’ll say, ‘That’s right, keep the same haircut for ten years.’ How fun is that?

It does feel like sometimes that I’m the outcast. Hip-hop doesn’t want to mess with me because I’m Christian and Christian music doesn’t want to mess with me because I’m hip-hop.

Don’t mess with me, Calvin. You’ll only get hurt.

If someone messes with me, I’m going to mess with them.