My Fair Lady Quotes

Higgins: I’m an ordinary man, who desires nothing more than just an ordinary chance, to live exactly as he likes, and do precisely what he wants. An average man am I, of no eccentric whim, Who likes to live his life, free of strife Doing whatever he thinks is best for him, Well, just an ordinary man

Why can’t a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive.

Why can’t a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square; Eternally noble, historically fair; Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat. Why can’t a woman be like that?

Why can’t a woman be more like a man?

I’m getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime. / Pull out the stopper! Let’s have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!.

The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain

There even are places where English completely disappears. In America, they haven’t used it for years! Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?

Remember that you are a human being with a soul and the divine gift of articulate speech: that your native language is the language of Shakespeare and Milton and The Bible; and don’t sit there crooning like a bilious pigeon.

The difference between a lady and a flower girl is not how she behaves, but how she’s treated.

I have my own soul. My own spark of divine fire.

Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?

Have you ever met a man of good character where women are concerned?