Nobel Peace Prize Quotes by Metta World Peace, Mort Sahl, Steven Wright, Joe Eszterhas, Jay Leno, Malala Yousafzai and many others.

Having a record company and putting out my own CD. There’s clothes and shoes. There’s also an upcoming book deal that I’m trying to do. I’m trying to be positive. I’m a big fan of the Nobel Peace Prize.
Now that Obama is at war in a 3rd country, does that mean he has to give back his Nobel Peace Prize?
I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
If they gave a Nobel Peace Prize for work against big tobacco, not just in the industry, but also with the California tax initiative, he really deserves one.
Of course, Republicans still can’t believe that Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize. But then Democrats can’t believe that Sarah Palin wrote a book.
We cannot all succeed when half of us are held back.
I have the audacity to believe that peoples everywhere can have three meals a day for their bodies, education and culture for their minds, and dignity, equality and freedom for their spirits.
I think I should get the Nobel Peace Prize before I die for ending the war between the sexes.
I’m not sure what Al Gore did for peace. I don’t think he have been high on my list for the Nobel Peace Prize.
I’d like to win a Booker Prize for writing. A Nobel Peace Prize for my work in peace… and I think that’ll probably do.
Oscars just ain’t gonna do it for me anymore. I need the Nobel Peace Prize. The Oscars have worn off, man.
It was quite a sight to see Obama next to President Hu. Obama has a Nobel Peace Prize in his basement, and Hu has a Nobel Peace Prize winner in his.
Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and retaliation. The foundation of such a method is love.
The Nobel Peace Prize is a powerful message. A durable peace is not a single achievement, but an environment, a process and a commitment.
The reason why I’m here today is to explain why I am running and what I will do if you give me the honor and the privilege of representing you in the United States Senate. Now I’m running for the United State Senate for a simple reason, and that is… I want to win a Nobel Peace prize.
To say I was near our president, performing at the Nobel Peace Prize… I think that’s an amazing thing.
The Nobel Peace Prize opened up a door in my heart.