Owning A Dog Quotes

Owning A Dog Quotes by Roger Caras, Taylor Mali, Josh Billings, Johnny Depp, Will Rogers, Robert Benchley and many others.

We derive immeasurable good, uncounted pleasures, enorm

We derive immeasurable good, uncounted pleasures, enormous security, and many critical lessons about life by owning dogs.
Roger Caras
Falling in love is like owning a dog.
Taylor Mali
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
Josh Billings
Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland.
Josh Billings
The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.
Johnny Depp
No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend; and the poorer he gets, the better friend he has.
Will Rogers
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
Robert Benchley
. . . owning a dog always ended with this sadness because dogs just don’t live as long as people do.
John Grogan
A study says owning a dog makes you 10 years younger. My first thought was to rescue two more, but I don’t want to go through menopause again.
Joan Rivers
Owning a dog is slightly less expensive than being addicted to crack.
Jen Lancaster
Until one has loved an animal a part of one’s soul remains unawakened.
Anatole France
What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight – it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
Dwight D. Eisenhower
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
Andy Rooney
It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
Mark Twain