Puppies And Dogs Quotes

Puppies And Dogs Quotes by Orhan Pamuk, Dean Koontz, Dave Barry, Milan Kundera, Josh Billings, Andy Rooney and many others.

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen.

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen.
Orhan Pamuk
Once you have had a wonderful dog, a life without one, is a life diminished.
Dean Koontz
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
Dave Barry
To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring – it was peace.
Milan Kundera
A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates.
Josh Billings
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Andy Rooney
The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
Margo Kaufman
A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.
Orlando Aloysius Battista
Know yourself. Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Ann Landers
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Aldous Huxley
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Rita Rudner
A dog is not almost-human, and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.
John Holmes
Being a parent is tough. If you just want a wonderful little creature to love, you can get a puppy
Barbara Walters
Children are for people who can’t have dogs.
Jerry Smith
I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.
John Steinbeck
Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault, really.
Agnes Sligh Turnbull
What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight – it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
Dwight D. Eisenhower