Sex And Love Quotes by Groucho Marx, S. J. Perelman, Kurt Vonnegut, Nora Ephron, Harlan Ellison, Joyce Brothers and many others.
I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt.
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin – it’s the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
Make love when you can. It’s good for you.
In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.
Love ain’t nothing but sex misspelled.
Sex and love are like tea and milk. They can be mixed or they can be taken straight. Each has certain distinctive characteristics, but when they are combined they form a unique substance.
Well the themes for me were and remain sex and love and grief and death – the things that make us and undo us, create and destroy, how we breed and disappear and the emotional context that surrounds these events.
Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Sex and Love are two words that anyone can relate to, no matter the nationality or age.
Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me … that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love.
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation… The other eight are unimportant.
What’s the difference between sex and love? I have four wives and five kids. I apparently don’t know the difference.
I need sex for a clear complexion, but I’d rather do it for love.
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
Sex is interesting, but it’s not totally important. I mean it’s not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement.