Sexually Transmitted Diseases Quotes by Jeremy Clarkson, Peter Gabriel, R. D. Laing, Rachel Maddow, Chuck Palahniuk, Kate Thornton and many others.

Ooh good I’ve got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.
Dream big and surround yourself with brilliance, even if you end up dressed up like a flower or a sexually transmitted disease.
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that’s much to shout about. That’s like saying “Ooh good I’ve got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.”
Abstinence-only education – the best STD (Sexually Transmitted Disease) and pregnancy delivery system that politicians have ever devised.
If you love something set it free, but don’t be surprised if it comes back with herpes.
At 16, I got a part-time job selling double-glazing door to door. That was soul destroying but the worst part-time job I did was at university working on reception in a sexually transmitted disease clinic. Because no one else wanted to do it, they paid ВЈ8 an hour.
Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.