Swear To God Quotes

Swear To God Quotes by Wiz Khalifa, J. D. Salinger, Adam Ferrara, Julie Garwood, Madonna Ciccone, Joan Van Ark and many others.

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Now filet mignon come with every meal. I swear to God that I’m so high, Feel like i am going up a hill.
Wiz Khalifa
That’s the terrible part. I swear to God I’m a madman.
J. D. Salinger
Anyway, I’m sort of glad they’ve got the atomic bomb invented. If there’s ever another war, I’m going to sit right the hell on top of it. I’ll volunteer for it, I swear to God I will.
J. D. Salinger
Men tend to lie when it comes to sexual conquests. You should hear some of the ego-driven lies my friends have told me: ‘Swear to God, man – the hooker gave the money back.’
Adam Ferrara
Let go of me or slow down,” she demanded as she tried to keep pace with him. He slowed down. “I swear to God, you try the patience of a saint.” “You aren’t a saint, Brodick, no matter what your mother might have told you.
Julie Garwood
People have no morals, I swear to God. The things that people do for ratings! It’s unforgivable.
Madonna Ciccone
Sex is something I really don’t understand too hot. You never know where the hell you are… Sex is something I just don’t understand. I swear to God.
J. D. Salinger
I want to play trailer trash; I swear to God.
Joan Van Ark
I swear to God, I went in to buy bikinis, and the lady’s like, ‘You’re not getting out of this store ’til you get down there and show me what you do for those abs and the arms.’ She wouldn’t sell me my bikinis! I had to get on the floor and do the stomach thing.
Sharon Stone
When you swear to God, its true … right now God is watching and saying, this is true.
Dane Cook
There’s a plan B? Jack asked. “You’re another,” Edilio snapped. “You’re not going to tell me again that you won’t fight, because I swear to God I’ll shoot you myself.
Michael Grant
He shakes his head with a slow smile. You’d better be right. If the phone rings, I’m unpluggining it, I swear to God-“ You’d do that to your five-year-old sister?“ I gasp in mock outrage. For one whole night alone? Jesus, Maya, I’d sell her to the gypsies!
Tabitha Suzuma
As long as he has a house with two bathrooms. I swear to God, I don’t care if he’s Jack the Ripper.
Janet Evanovich
I never got into Linux. I swear to God, it’s only lack of time. I’m past the years of my life where I can really dig into something like running a Linux system. I’m very sympathetic to the whole idea; Linux people always think the way I want to think.
Steve Wozniak
I don’t want anything bad to happen to the United States, but if North Korea ever drops a nuclear bomb on this country, I swear to God, I hope it lands in Hartford.
Dave Chappelle
I told her I loved her and all. It was a lie, of course, but the thing is, I meant it when I said it. I’m crazy. I swear to God I am.
J. D. Salinger
Grief, I swear to God, doesn’t live in the heart. It lives in the senses. And sometimes, all I want to do is cut off my nose so I can’t smell her, hack my fingers off at the joint.
Dennis Lehane